We’ll Eat Again. Or There’s A Diet* Goin’ On.

My partner, sorry, my ‘girlfriend’ to be respectful to her – ‘partner’ is just me accidentally slipping into the Wild West fantasy role-play that I make her do with me:  I’m The Sundance Kid, incidentally.  Cheers. None of that’s true.  However she does have coeliac disease.  What that means is she can’t eat seal meat,…

A Ploggy Went A-Courting. Or, Ice Cold In Alex.

I first met Ploggy in Spiders.  He went with a gang of about ten or fifteen kids from the sixth form college he attended.  I was still going with my workmate Sarah at that point. I first started talking to that group of people after finding that one of them – Dave – danced as…

A Passage to Rumpelstiltskindia.

I originally wrote this as part of a diversion in the post about wasting my time at university but it was a bit long and I couldn’t think of any reasonable reason why I’d decided to write a crass adaptation of a famous fairy story that everybody already knows.  I suppose I did it because I…